- How can you
How can you tell if an elephant’s been to
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
- Why did the Aggie
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? – He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a
- The Kid Who Knew too much
One day a boy approached his mother with a question.
„Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room...
- Why did you
Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
- One idiot said
One idiot said to the other, „You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those
can count, and those who can’t.
- Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a cow in the middle of a field spanking his monkey? A: Beef Stroganoff
- Q: How did
Q: How did a blind man
wife? A: On a blind date!
- First Caribou: Which
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
- Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, „Gimme a chap stick.” The pharmacist asks the duck, „Will that be cash or charge?”
The duck replies, „Just put...
- Where do blind
Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ? The Birds Eye counter !