- A man drinking
A man drinking
bar for three hours, yells at the bartender for another drink.
bartender walks over and tells the man that he has already had too...
- What famous chiropodist
What famous chiropodist ruled England
William the Corn-cutter!
- Waiter, my lunch
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !
did ask for a tongue sandwich !
- Last New
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every
- Do you know
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ?
No, we were never introduced !
- CUSTOMER: Can you
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
- A seal walks
A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender asks the seal,
„What’s your pleasure?” The seal replies, „Anything but
a teacher, a garbage
collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the
Pearly Gates. St.
Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven,
they would each...
- Who is it
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
- A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down...