A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, „Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!” He continues walking along the...
- A whole family
A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed
safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S....
- A man parked
A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, „Excuse me, did
„No,” he answered....
- Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?
Joe: During the day of course.
Bob: Wrong! During the day you can only see the sun but at night you...
- What did the big
What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !
- Men are like
Men are like vacuum
much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
- 50 things to do in an elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully...
- How many chimney
How many chimney does Father Christmas go
- This man says
This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”
- Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don’t know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car...